Religious Experience

Last night i went to church for christmas. I haven't been for a few years and had no intention of going anytime soon... that is until i heard that this church was founded by pirates. Well, a pirate church was all it took to get me to go to a christmas service that was basically a kareoke sing-a-long with old people who can't sing and a weird commercial about an auto mechanic who fixes some lady's car for free so she can buy presents and be saved by jesus. The choir was so proud because they learned 147 pages of songs (christmas songs that everyone in the crowd basically knew by heart) and had been practicing since summer (but still sucked super bad). It was quite the holiday experience. Horray for pirates!