Fucking Phones

Happy forth of july friends. You were supposed to receive a text message from me on the forth that was as follows; "happy 4th. Freedom fries bitches!" Unfortunately, most of you did not receive this particular message because my cell phone sucks. After composing the ingenious message to be texted, highlighted and checked almost every name in my address book, and pressing the magical send button, I assumed my message would be sent out across our great nation (let the eagle soar) and onto your cellular devices. but, IT WAS NOT TO BE! When I later checked the status of said message, it had been delived to a mere 5 people listed and the rest had a strange 'no smoking'-esque label over them. I was devistated. I need a Sidekick 3. Happy 4th.