DJ Fatty Bald Bald

I actually went out last friday night for the first time in about 2 months. It was pretty fun getting reacclimated with the smokey bar crowd and having a few cheap drinks. We went into this one bar that was trying pretty hard to be funky and cool and shit. They actually had a pretty good bar set up with a stained-glass inlay that was lit underneath. HOWEVER, the DJ was this old fat bald man with a mullet sort of thing going down the back (had the comic store guy from the simpsons vibe). He was real serious about pumping this shitty techno bullshit that was just horrible. Despite the horrid music, I just had to stand there and take it all in for a little bit. I tried to imagine what he was thinking behind the booth...

"this next track by helmut Machina Der Berger is really going to drive the crowd crazy. It's gonna be just like that party in the second matrix movie after I put this one on. Cue track 2, crossfade, bingo."