yesssssir

mmmmm capitalism

As I sit in my car in the parking lot of the local McDonald's eating my double quarter pounder with cheese, I can't help but think that this is everything that is wrong with America.... and it tastes delicious.

2007

So... I forgot my blog password for a while but now i remember it. Lucky you. on to excitement.

Today some lady at costco cut in front of a few kids and stole their parking spot. They had a bit of a confrontation that involved the woman yelling across the parking lot "well I'm rich!!" as a comeback to whatever the kids she called "punks" were saying to her. She was walking with her child. Bet that one's going to have a bright future. Note: just because your rich doesn't mean your life doesn't suck and you're ugly and probably shouldn't be raising a child.

Leaving trader joe's I saw a woman wearing a pink sweatshirt and pink sweatpants that had the word "pink" written on the butt. I assume she isn't very good at putting together outfits and enjoys stating the obvious. Immediately after she left a man walked by wearing a red sweatshirt and red sweatpants. I think they should maybe go out for coffee or something.

Hooray for yuppies!!!


p.s. i was going to have a little end of the year summary and a bit of a soundtrack to 2006 list that was going to be awesome and probably win an award but as i said above, I forgot my password. Maybe I'll make it happen tomorrow.

Yarg!

It's 3am. I've just finished a paper I've been working on all day. I just googled myself... and it was terrifying.

Chicken

This may not translate to blog form very well but ill try.
yesterday I proceeded to leave class and walk my bike across campus. I was walking up a road to the main bike path area when a dude in a golf cart suddenly rounds the corner and begins to approach. The driver had steadied his path with myself located directly in front of him approximately 20ft down this hill. He proceeded to travel down said hill at full speed never straying from his desired course of travel. At this time, i was casually walking my bike up this hill and in no way hogging the roadway. However, the cart driver was relentless in his pursuit of travel and was getting uncomfortably close. I stopped my brisk walk and became rather curious as to whether or not this person was going to smash his little cart into my person. At this point the cart is approximately 10 ft and closing. I am merely the metaphoric deer in the headlights. My life is in the hands of this reckless golf cart patron. He chooses if I live or die. My fate was soon to be decided. As the gap between us closed, the driver finally made his move. At a distance of approximately 2ft, he decided that today was not a good day for murder and let me live. He cut the steering wheel hard to the left and aggressively swerved around me. I was safe. I was unharmed. I was alive. With no even a slight flinch, the stone-cold golf cart driver continued his route to unknown glory. A hard lesson had been learned on this day. Several in fact. Always wear a helmet. Avoid intense golf cart drivers. Be Safe out there.

'sexy' nurse, 'sexy' lawyer, 'sexy' girl scout

Was what I watched walk in the door at a party last night. Every year the girls seem to find costumes that involve less clothes. Several females were literally walking around in their underwear last night. However, my favorite skank costume was 'the morning after' composition where a girl was wearing lingerie and a mens button up shirt... and thats it. Stay classy halloween!

Quickie

NyQuil is totally awesome. I've been sleepin' like a little BABY. Also, when is LOST going to start blowing my mind again like it did last season? Where is all the super crazy shizzle! Make something Happen!