Not So Stealth

Last night I saw the movie stealth. Don't ask how or why... it is what it is. Anyway, the movie stealth is a cross between top gun, Terminator, and Short Circuit (if you haven't seen short circuit starring johnny 5 then you need to go rent it right now). Back to the movie, there is a futuristic smart computer flown jet that downloads shitty alternative music and acts like an angsty 15 year old boy and blows up nuclear stuff. There are three other human jet fighters that totally rule at missles and jets. The important thing is that at one point in alaska at a secret army base, one of the fighter pilot guys says this. "welcome to alaska". then he shoots a missle out of the computer jet and kills a dude. I think this film deserves an award (for shittyness). Maybe I'll bake the director a cake.

Religious Experience

Last night i went to church for christmas. I haven't been for a few years and had no intention of going anytime soon... that is until i heard that this church was founded by pirates. Well, a pirate church was all it took to get me to go to a christmas service that was basically a kareoke sing-a-long with old people who can't sing and a weird commercial about an auto mechanic who fixes some lady's car for free so she can buy presents and be saved by jesus. The choir was so proud because they learned 147 pages of songs (christmas songs that everyone in the crowd basically knew by heart) and had been practicing since summer (but still sucked super bad). It was quite the holiday experience. Horray for pirates!