Secrets

we all know about the show "everybody loves raymond." Well, allow me to blow your mind. I don't love raymond.

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Today I did some dirrrty south thriftin' around town. As much as I kind of hate Florida, they got some good ass thrift stores. All the old people that die give all of their good shit to the thrift stores. Occasionally, I reap the benefits of these morbid events. Today was one of those days. As I was picking through the 'mens jackets' area, I found quite the little jem. This fine article had sewn upon its breast the magical words "members only." It was glorious. It fit just right. It is maroon. It is incredible.